IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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