Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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