I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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