Dual....:-)
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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