GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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