My balls are so social today.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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