ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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