were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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