we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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