It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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