Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i just sent this text using only my big toe
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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