Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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