Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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