you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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