I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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