Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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