Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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