Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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