I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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