We're facebook friends in real life
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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