Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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