It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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