Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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