I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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