I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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