It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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Have fun and good luck.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
is it fun? or sober?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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