How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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