the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Please don't give away my fajitas
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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