when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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