I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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