Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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