Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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