Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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