I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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