me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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