Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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