just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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