ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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