ugly people sure do ruin things
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go home
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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