Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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