i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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