How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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