ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize