census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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