He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He has the fingertips of a God
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