I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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