i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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