why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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