but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have tasted many bathrooms
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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