what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and she was petting her beer can
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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